Me: “Ezra. EZRA!

(Ezra walks in door.)

Me: “Oh yeah. I forgot I sent you to the garbage chute.”

Ezra: “(laughs) I forgive you Dad.”

Me: “Ezra, you know something? For the last 3 days my foot has really hurt me. It’s like an old man foot.”

Ezra: “You should be a grandpa by now. You really should.”

Me: “Thanks, Buddy.”

Ezra: “Did that sound like a compliment?”

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