Me: “Hey what are you doing?” Ezra: “It’s an allowance.” Me: “You just can’t take it. Do you want an allowance?” Ezra: “You do want me to have an allowance right?” Me:”I know the answer to that question. I asked do YOU want an allowance?” Ezra: “You want me to be able to pay for the simple things in life, don’t you?” Me: “Hahahah. Let’s see what you can do to EARN an allowance.”